The Daily Me - Toronto Stunned

Good Fences Make Bad Neighbourhoods (Especially If They Deal In Jewelry)
Have A Taste For Political Scandal? Tuktoyaktuk Right In!
He's Just Grumpy Because He'll Never Get The Job He Really Wants
If Upheld On Appeal, Most Television Producers Could Get Away With Murder...
Now, If Vishnu Had Started Robbing Banks...
Oh, Meow! - Somebody's Been Into The Catnip!
Ontario - Now The Georgia Of The North!
Play Long Enough And The Need For A Medical Procedure Disappears
It's Like Some Kind Of...Divine Intervention...

That's What You Get For Doing Things On The Cheap
To The Losers, The Spoils!
Waste Makes Haste